He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i to diss a bee
i travel the world and the seven bees
i’d still buy a box
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
and the wind whispers lesbians through the trees
Reblogging this one again because it is the Most Important Post ♫
sass queen elsa of sassendelle
She really did ordered pizza lmao
that tip is awful i’m so PISSED
ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???
I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.
for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips
THEY GAVE HIM THE TIP ON THE ELLEN SHOW IT WAS 1600 DOLLARS
TUMBLR STOP SEEING WRONG IN EVERYTHING