You play as karate guy, Chinese girl, Japanese school girl, dictator guy, good military guy, evil military guy, Russian wrestler guy, or some other characters in an attempt to beat the shit out of everyone else on the roster. You’re more than likely going to have to deal with people spamming fireball attacks over and over and over again.
you play as this little fucking kid with a weird striped shirt and a shitty bat, as well as some rockin powers. you have this annoying ass neighbor kid whos always fucking up everything you do. you were told by a bug from a meteor you were one of the chosen four and you have to save the world. your other partners are a girl with a frying pan & teddy bear, a smart kid with a bowl cut, and a prince who has a very unfortunate name. you eventually battle the boss who is a twisted up fucking red demon thing and its really horrifying THE END
ur in this mansion and u turn lights on. Thats it.
a piece of paper fighting other pieces of paper
You’re some kind of fox thing who wears pants and walks on two legs. You need to find pink crystals for this tiny yellow skinned guy with an N on his forehead. You also jump on boxes and you collect apples while weird men try to kill you. You also have a talking mask that sometimes follows you around
You’re some British guy with a hat who won’t shut up about shit no one cares about while people make you do their math homework all day.
you’re a fat old plumber who’s addicted to shrooms and you have to fight your way through killer turtles and talking mushrooms to save your girlfriend who’s constantly letting herself get kidnapped due to her severe Stockholm syndrome.
you can play as a bunch of stupid mercenaries who don’t actually make money and you get to fight over stupid glowing circles and briefcases with nothing in them and push the giant ass carts around for no fucking reason and you can only ever wear blue or red and you have to kill you best friend for a sword.
you play as some shitty emo anime IN JAPAN and fight stupid looking monsters in an alternate reality with decks of pins and the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. every cutscene is a wall of text and you have to control two screens at once, at all times, or else you will die.