Major Monotone's Miraculous Mysteries
durhamcalorific:

Vivian

twewy + text posts

sagegreenlights:

Made with Rinmaru’s Ascension Couple Maker.
My pantsless lesbians. With pants. Why are there no lances? Also, the headbands options suck.

sagegreenlights:

Made with Rinmaru’s Ascension Couple Maker.

My pantsless lesbians. With pants. Why are there no lances? Also, the headbands options suck.

pannesy:

but if robin pushed libra over he would tip the scales

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

image

glittorus:

brigwife:

frodothedodo:

brigwife:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

WHY DID SOMEONE FLATTEN THIS TAMPON

I feel I should try and defend my half of the species by saying we NEVER get taught this stuff, and women won’t tell us anything because it’s too personal or whatever. So while admittedly a lot of these guys are dumb as fuck, it’s not really our fault…

We assume you don’t really want to hear about it…

we are told not to talk about it

we are told it is dirty and gross snd shameful