what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it
got more notes than you expected
wait a fUCKINg SECONd
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels






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tastefullyoffensive:
Command’r Crunch* [via]
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Love from Magmooah Cavahns, wish ya were heah! It’s a pretty hot ‘n’ happenin’ place, pun intended! AAAA! Akshully, I was just, ah, mindin’ my own bizness chillin’ in some magma when dis guy with a funny accent popped in and stahted chuckin’ bombs at me! I figyuhd I’d give ‘im the ol’ boss battle treatment, cuz hey, it’s a livin’! Fastah than ya can say “Kraid’s a cutie” I’m explodin’ all ovah the place! AAAA!!! So much fer my relaxin’ vacation!
See ya soon!!!!
Ridley
(XOXOXO)